Evening. Does anyone actually read this by the way? I know my dad does so I'm going to insert (more) pretentious rubbish randomly so he's justified in his ridicule. Or maybe it's because he isn't on Myspace? Anyway - he's alright really.

Just got back from boarding with him and my sis and the crew. Was ace. Dug myself a pretty hefty jump and employed Luke to shoot me over it for a bottle of coke. Dad helped earlier but I was rubbish and just fell over lots in front of him. Sure he's very proud of me. Trip was brill. Visit the Dolomites - they're beautiful.

Talking of beautiful. I won a photo competition in the Guardian Weekend with a shot of Fera. Not a bad valentines present. Glad I'm not called John Smith as I might get some work out of it...

Pretentious rubbish over. My peas are done and the fish cakes are going cold. Speak soon. and if anyone does read this before thursday (22nd) then come to bar rhumba for a drink and a dance. Will be fun.

Ta ra.

RB